Tuesday, March 29, 2016

Google + Jenn's Insomnia = W.T.F???

Have you tried the late night Google game of typing in your name to find out what Google has to say about you? It's actually an excellent activity* while you're in the midst of insomnia, but if you're easily insulted....you might want to try YouTube instead. 

Wait...then you have the YouTube comments. 

Never mind.

Back to Google's late-night-Jennifer theories:
- Why is Omaha #1 on my likes? I've never even been there. (Although I'm sure it's perfectly fine.)
- Pooping at parties...I just....maybe it will pull up one of those funny Poopourri ads? Let's assume that's the case.
- I keep seeing "photography" as "pornography" every time I re-read this screen shot. Don't ask me why because I'm sure as heck not exploring that one.
- Now this is odd. I had no idea what a "bellarmine" was. Turns out it's a university in Louisville, Kentucky. (That's where I was born so I'm thinking it's some significant sign. Of what....? I have no idea, but I don't want the poop or photography-pornography to be a sign so I'm going with Bellarmine as my sign.)

*Muchas gracias to my favorite author, Jenny Lawson, for reminding me about this game as I was trolling her blog during tonight's insomnia.

Saturday, March 19, 2016

Directions? I don't need any stinking directions!

April 8th is my last day at work. No, I'm not yet sure what I'm going to be doing to make  money on April 10th...but I am insanely excited about the possibilities. For the VERY FIRST TIME in my life, I've got confidence and excitement as I head into the unknown. 

I am ready to do GREAT things! 

A week ago I was ready to crawl into a hole and die. 

I'm going to post this picture on my bathroom mirror to remind myself (as Buddha taught) that life is impermanent and transitory. Sometimes things suck....but then they don't. 

Plus....I'm ready to finally be in the driver's seat of my own life. (So you probably want to hang on!)