Job Requirements

No job is perfect, right? You always have to work with, you know...those people. The ones who either: (a) don't do their jobs, (b) treat you like dirt, (c) lie to the people in power so it seems like they actually accomplish great things, or worse (d) all of the above.

After all these years, I've finally realized that there's stuff everywhere and your goal should be to find the place with the least stuff - or at least the place with the stuff that you can handle. Luckily I've found a pretty good place. You might think that I'm happy with my job because I'm given challenging work and have a boss who truly appreciates me. Well, that's actually true...but I have to admit that's not the reason I'm happy at my workplace.

I'm happy because each April I get to dress up as the SPRING FAIRY...

and last December I got to be MRS. CLAUS...





It might surprise you to learn that most Assistant General Counsel job descriptions do NOT include the following responsibility: Dress up as characters that will make children smile.

I'm just lucky enough to be at a job where I get to do that. And...I must say that I think I'll be a charming little old grey-haired lady someday.